“Boy Kills World” stars Bill Skarsgård, Jessica Rothe, Michelle Dockery, Famke Janssen, Sharlto Copley, Brett Gelman, Isaiah Mustafa, Andrew Koji, Yayan Ruhian, and H. Jon Benjamin. Releasing on April 26, 2024, the film has a deaf man enacting vengeance on the people who murdered his family. The film features the feature directorial debut of Moritz Mohr, who directed the short films “Akumi”, “Vidiots”, and “Hurensohn”. Mohr also directed the 2011 television series “Viva Berlin!”. It is based on a short film by Mohr and Armend Remmers. There’s no denying that if you take away those someone holds dear to their hearts, you better be prepared to face the consequences. If that someone happens to be a silent man with his inner voice sounding like Bob Belcher, you should also be ready to lose a lot of blood. Many revenge-driven movies have taught us this for years, and thanks to this latest action thriller from producer Sam Raimi, it surely won’t be the last. This film sees Raimi bringing the ultra-violent short film from Mohr and Remmers to the big screen, which promises plenty of jaw-dropping action, pulpy stylish flairs, and remarkably entertaining stunt work, more so than Dev Patel’s “Monkey Man”. Was it fun and bloody enough to exact its vengeance? Let’s find out. The story follows Boy (Skarsgård), a young man whose family was brutally murdered by Hilda van der Koy (Janssen), the monarch of a corrupted royal family ruling over a post-apocalyptic world. The attack resulted in Boy being deaf and mute, with his thoughts now being expressed by his inner voice (Benjamin) derived from his childhood video game. After learning martial arts from a mysterious shaman (Ruhian), Boy sets out on a blood-soaked journey to seek revenge against the entire Koy family. With the help of a resistance team consisting of Benny (Mustafa) and Basho (Koji), Boy must survive every dangerous obstacle, including a televised execution called “The Culling”, to complete his mission and free himself from the pains of his past. While my intrigue was set on Zendaya playing tennis, “Boy Kills World” was actually something I was looking forward to the most this weekend. Obviously, it’s because I couldn’t get enough of action movies, especially ones that are original, and the cast is quite stacked with some familiar names, including Bill Skarsgård. But more importantly, the concept behind it looked pretty darn bonkers. Yes, it’s another revenge movie we’ve seen many times before, but the way it’s reflected regarding its kinetic presentation and post-apocalyptic setting is enough to get me ecstatic about it. Fortunately, I didn’t have to wait until this weekend to see if it lives up to its potential. I attended a mystery movie event at my favorite cinema, which happens to be “Boy Kills World”, much to my delight. It would be even better if it were “Furiosa”. Hopefully, they're saving that as next month's mystery movie. Until I know for sure, I want to talk about the boy who murdered the corrupted world. “Boy Kills World” is more along the lines of “Kill Bill” on drugs than an R-rated sequel to “Boy Meets World”. The movie depicts the unnamed man infiltrating an empire and beating the crud out of people responsible for murdering his family, all while bickering with the spirit of his younger sister, Mina (Quinn Copeland). Did I mention that he was also deaf and mute? Yeah, that’s how crazy this film seemed. It delivers exactly what the premise promised, so if you expect it to surprise you with its themes and world-building, you might be disappointed by the outcome. However, if you only need a simple escape from reality, you'll easily have a great time with this high-octane, action-packed ride. Loaded with stylized energy and pulpy action, "Boy Kills World" is a refreshing and kinetic take on the revenge action formula that hits the mark with its tone. With Moritz Mohr’s experience being from the short film of the same name, he was tasked with expanding his concept into a 110-minute-long roller coaster consisting of brutalities, energetic flairs, and Bob Belcher providing color commentary. While Arend Remmers co-wrote the screenplay with Tyler Burton Smith, Mohr takes control as a solo director. Filmmakers who return to expand their short films can often succeed in honoring the source material they created. However, it also comes with the challenge of capturing the interest of those unfamiliar with their works. Based on what I’ve seen, I thought Mohr handled this challenge very well, especially regarding his vision. Its presentation exuded an intense and surreal vibe that transcended beyond its visuals. It imbued its sceneries and action sequences with a sense of frenetic energy that captivated me thoroughly. The editing and cinematography further enhanced this hallucinatory feel, resulting in an experience that was nothing short of mesmerizing. It’s as if Mohr puts John Wick, graphic novels, and video game influences into a blender and mixes them to create a blood-soaked smoothie with a lime on top of it. It should’ve tasted foul based on the description alone, but instead, it wound up being a sublime treat full of flavor and radiant pizazz. What makes it even better is how the movie balances the thriller aspect with its corny comedy vibes, mainly from Boy’s chemistry with the supporting characters like Mina. The film succeeds in providing slickness and guts to its insane yet well-choreographed action scenes, but its main success was not taking itself too seriously. Sure, the story doesn’t delve deep into its themes amid its formula, although the third act’s twist did save it from being too derivative. Nevertheless, it more than compensates with its delightful gags that seem parodic and charismatic characters powered by its impeccable cast. Despite Boy’s lack of speech, Bill Skarsgård is another actor who proves you don’t need words to put on an astounding show through your performance. His range of emotions was effectively portrayed by Skarsgård, even when his inner voice does the talking. By the way, H. Jon Benjamin, known for voicing Bob Belcher in “Bob’s Burgers”, was a perfect fit for Boy’s inner voice, and you can’t make me change my mind. Jessica Rothe and Brett Gelman were also decent as June 27 and Gideon van der Koy, respectively, which makes me glad they’re continuing to find work outside their well-known properties. Sharlto Copley also appeared as Glen van der Koy and was just as entertaining as usual. It’s pretty funny that Copley has started and ended the month of April with an action movie. The stars have perfectly aligned for the actor. Overall, “Boy Kills World” is a gloriously entertaining and delightfully bonkers roller coaster that favors murderous style over substance in the best way possible. It may not impress everyone looking for deep real-world themes amid its chaotic bloodshed and familiar narrative beats. However, the film shows that a satisfying execution of a bizarre idea and the will to just have fun with it are the things needed to make astounding popcorn entertainment. Bill Skarsgård leads an entertaining cast with his non-verbal performance, and Moritz Mohr’s direction effectively enraptures its balance of gory action and pulpy, stylized comedy. It’s the most fun I had from an action movie this year, and it’s definitely worth your time if you enjoy bizarre films like this. B+
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“Abigail” stars Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens, Alisha Weir, Kathryn Newton, Will Catlett, Kevin Durand, Angus Cloud, and Giancarlo Esposito. Released on April 19, 2024, the film has a group of kidnappers discovering a young girl’s deadly secret. The film was directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (Radio Silence), who also directed films such as “Devil’s Due”, “Ready or Not”, and “Scream VI”. It is loosely inspired by the 1936 film “Dracula’s Daughter”. They say that children can be quite monsters because of their unruly behavior. But for this unique child, “monster” isn’t enough to describe her abnormality. It’s too bad the poor souls who dare to kidnap this ballet-loving girl didn’t think of that before it’s too late. Don’t you love it when kidnappers get a lovely dose of karma? This weekend brings us yet another R-rated horror film seeking to satisfy audiences with its blood-soaked carnage and monstrous chaos. This time, we have a loosely unique take on the classic tale of Dracula, in which a young girl takes on the role of a vampire feasting upon its prey. Man, Universal’s Classic Monsters Universe is really starting to go in different directions. It’s also the latest feature from the surprisingly talented Radio Silence, who’s looking to extend their winning streak in horror after they departed from the “Scream” franchise. Does the film have enough bite in its concept to deliver another frighteningly fun experience? Let’s find out. The story centers on a group of criminals formed by their informant Lambert (Esposito). The group consists of recovering drug addict Joey (Barrera), former detective Frank (Stevens), hacker Sammy (Newton), sociopathic driver Dean (Cloud), Marine sniper Rickles (Catlett), and mob enforcer Peter (Durand). Lambert tasked the team to kidnap a young ballet dancer named Abigail (Weir), who’s also the daughter of a powerful underworld figure, and bring her to a secluded mansion. There, they’re assigned to ensure Abigail’s safety for 24 hours to receive a $7 million check for each member. Unfortunately, they eventually discover that their “simple” assignment is easier said than done when they find that their seemingly innocent target is actually a vampire. This discovery forces Joey and the others to survive Abigail’s deadly wrath before they become her all-you-can-eat buffet. Movies involving vampires or any other classic monster can be hit and miss depending on the execution, especially Universal’s recent attempt to revive its iconic monsters like Dracula and the Mummy. However, “Abigail” looked like it could be something unique based on its marketing. Along with a concept that takes an intriguing spin on the classic monster movie formula, the film also features the latest collaboration between Radio Silence and Melissa Barrera following their recent “Scream” sequels. While it’s still a shame they won’t be back for the seventh installment due to circumstances, I was happy that they’re able to find more projects to work on together, especially “Abigail”. So far, the Radio Silence directors have been dominating the industry regarding their takes on the horror genre, which is still an impressive accomplishment considering their first solo feature was “Devil’s Due”. Much to my satisfaction, “Abigail” manages to keep their booming trend going with another bonkers roller coaster that’s bloody, humorous, and fun. Does it reinvent the horror formula in any shape or form? Not exactly. It’s a straightforward and mildly predictable story about a group of people getting more than they bargained for, leaving them to fight or flee from a vampiric ballerina. It offers what you expect from a movie like this, plus a few exploding bodies and brutal moments that’ll make you squirm, laugh, or even both. Yes, I did say “laugh”. While it is described as a horror thriller, “Abigail” has plenty of humor sprinkling around its dialogue and violence to ensure it doesn’t take itself too seriously, which I think is for the better. What I enjoyed the most from Matt and Tyler’s direction is that they find specific ways to balance the comedy with the horror elements without making the former forced or awkward. Not every horror movie needs to be all dark and gloomy. They let this mixture prance around gracefully like a ballerina, resulting in genuine amusement amid its scares.…or lack thereof. This direction helped the recent “Scream” sequels honor the meta-slasher franchise Wes Craven created, which still bums me out that they’re not returning to direct “Scream 7”. But I am happy that it also helped “Abigail” dance around its familiarity to provide a blood-soaking good time at the movies. Matt and Tyler also did a stellar job delivering atmospheric terror through the film's lighting and cinematography. However, the film may disappoint those seeking intense scares as it is light on them. Nevertheless, the technical aspects and visuals of the movie are enough to capture the fear of being trapped in a mysterious mansion with a vampire girl. This showcases Matt and Tyler’s expertise in the horror genre, not only in their vision but also in their ability to make scary movies enjoyable again. The screenplay by Stephen Shields and Guy Busick may not be groundbreaking regarding its formulaic traits and hit-and-miss twists, but it compensates with the surprising amount of effort it puts into its execution and characters. The gang of criminals is practically despicable, but that doesn’t make them unlikable from a narrative perspective. Each of them has a different kind of charisma and soul in their personalities, making them stand out from the other one-dimensional horror victims, even though the emotional depth is more sour than sweet. The primary example of this is Joey, whose drug addiction separated her from her son, which is all I can say about her without spoiling anything else. This is due to its invigorating cast, who all did very well in elevating the film’s terror and humor, especially Melissa Barrera, who remains a captivating presence in the film industry regarding her engaging performance as Joey. Dan Stevens was also a treat to witness as the snarky Frank, continuing his successful year following his appearance in “Godzilla x Kong”. Kathryn Newton was fine as Sammy despite her delivery being periodically bland, and Angus Cloud made a suitable final appearance as Dean before his tragic death last year. However, the two actors who stole most of the show were Alisha Weir and Kevin Durand. Weir, best known for portraying Matilda Wormwood in Netflix’s “Matilda the Musical”, was tasked to deliver a delightfully creepy vampire with a thirst for blood and ballet. The result is a remarkable turning point for the young actress that’s both charming and disturbing. I thought Weir did very well in “Matilda the Musical”, but her role in “Abigail” could be the one to put her on the Hollywood map. I also didn’t expect to enjoy Kevin Durand as Peter that much until I watched him myself. Peter's gullible yet sincere personality should’ve wrecked the movie’s tone, but instead, it adds more amusement to the characters’ chemistry. It’s enough to make me interested in Durand’s next film, in which he plays a tyrannical ape. I’ll let you guess what that movie is. Overall, “Abigail” has enough blood in its narrative veins to provide a delightfully gory and humorous ballet flourishing with style and talent. Regarding the formulaic elements in its screenplay and hit-and-miss twists, this is far from Radio Silence’s best work, with the crown still belonging to “Ready or Not”. However, I still enjoyed watching the vampiric girl play with her food. It’s simplistic to a fault, but the efforts in making the cruel characters likable and the concept entertaining and bloody are able to pirouette over its familiarity with ease. Thanks to its diverting cast, direction, tolerable characters, and atmospheric presentation, the film is another bonafide horror hit worth sinking your teeth into. If you’re a fan of Radio Silence’s other works, this film is worth checking out. B“Spy x Family Code: White” stars Takuya Eguchi, Atsumi Tanezaki, Saori Hayami, and Kenichirō Matsuda. Released in Japan on December 22, 2023, the film has the Forgers unexpectedly finding adventure during a winter getaway. The film was directed by Takashi Katagiri, and it is based on the manga series by Tatsuya Endo. Families are anything but ordinary, but we love them regardless of their dysfunctional personalities, whether they’re by blood or not. However, this family takes “abnormality” to another level…by pretending to be one. Tatsuya Endo’s manga series about a spy forming a “normal” family to prevent a war between rival nations was a bonafide hit when released in 2019, selling over 34 million copies as of this writing. It even received critical acclaim for its comedy, story, characters, and action. In response to the massive success, the manga spawned an anime television series in 2022, which gained the same amount of praise for translating the manga to the screen. Currently, the series only consists of two seasons, and its third season has yet to be announced. While the show’s future hasn’t been written yet, that doesn’t mean we’ve seen the last of the Forgers. Following the release of the first season of “Spy x Family”, a feature film was announced at the Jump Festa 2023 event, taking the characters on an unforgettable winter vacation. Although, this vacation is far from relaxing, especially with the Forgers around. After having a successful box office run in Japan around the holidays, the film finally reached the United States this weekend for American fans to join the spy-centric party. Considering my immense enjoyment of the series, this was something that I shouldn’t save for last. Does it deliver a continuation as fun and hilarious as the series, or is this family vacation a bust? Let’s find out. The story centers on the Forgers, a seemingly regular family that isn’t without their secrets. Loid (Eguchi) is the father who’s secretly Agent Twilight, a spy sent on a mission known as Operation Strix to form a pretend family and maintain world peace between the East and the West. Yor Forger (Hayami) is a kind-hearted yet sensitive mother who’s also a skilled assassin called the Thorn Princess. Anya (Tanezaki) is their adopted daughter with telepathic abilities. Neither know each other’s true identities, and they strive to keep their secrets hidden. Loid finds himself in hot water when he receives an order from her handler, Sylvia Sherwood (Yūko Kaida), to be replaced in the operation. To maintain his position, Loid must help Anya pass a cooking class at Eden Academy by making the school principal, Henry Henderson (Kazuhiro Yamaji), his favorite dessert. However, the dessert originated in a snowy region, resulting in Loid and the Forgers traveling there via a “family vacation”. His mission quickly turns south when Anya sets off a chain reaction that puts the world and her family at risk of destruction. As a result, Loid must protect his family from the country’s military squad led by Snidel (Banjō Ginga). “Spy x Family” was one of the shows I didn’t expect to love that much until I started watching it. What seemed like another goofy anime comedy was actually a spectacular mixture of spy action, slice-of-life comedy, and heart. Packed with vibrant animation, memorable characters, and boatloads of charm and laughs, the series is one of my favorite shows in the anime department, sitting comfortably alongside “Demon Slayer” and “My Hero Academia”. Plus, Anya is exceptionally adorable in the series, and Yor’s badass persona was just as satisfying as her motherly side. Yor can kick my butt anytime she wants, and I won’t bat an eye. When I heard about the film, I immediately became excited to see how the franchise would translate as a feature-length movie, let alone one made for theaters. The only anime films I thought were great as theatrical experiences are the ones based on “Demon Slayer” and “My Hero Academia” regarding the animation styles and scopes. Of course, there are also the “One Piece” movies, but I’ve only seen “Red” in the theater, so it’s not enough to compare. So, where does “Spy x Family Code: White” lie regarding the trend of anime theatrical experiences? I would say it’s similar to “One Piece” and the recent “My Hero Academia” movie regarding the canonical universe. It may be inconsequential to the series's overall arc, but the film is a bundle of fun regardless, with just enough stylish action and charm to craft a delectable dessert for anime fans to consume easily. For fans of the show and manga, “Spy x Family Code: White” is a highly fulfilling and comically entertaining expansion to the “Spy x Family” lore whose world-saving plot and scale are worthy enough to receive the big-screen treatment. But that’s not the only reason for the film’s success. It is also a fantastic starting point for newcomers and a fun, witty action comedy for casual moviegoers. The film periodically explores the manga’s concept amid its original narrative, especially regarding its characters and world-building, which should help ease people’s concerns about going into it blind. This direction assists the audience in immediately growing attached to the main characters and their attempts at keeping the faux family together. Unfortunately, this approach also includes squeezing every supporting character from the show into its 110-minute runtime, along with new characters made exclusively for the movie. It can often come across as stuffed or unnecessary, with the prime offender being Yor’s brother, Yuri Briar (Kensho Ono). If you remove him from the film, the story will remain the same. Despite its overabundance of characters, “Code: White” offers exactly what you’d expect from the series: amusing misunderstandings and comical scenarios that balance exceptionally well with its action-packed set pieces and irresistible charm. The difference is that the film is longer and more cinematic. Does it provide quality storytelling on the same levels as Pixar or Studio Ghibli? No, but it doesn’t need to. It’s straightforward but also packs enough heart and humor in its scenarios and characters to compensate for its simplicity. Part of that is due to its stellar voice cast, who reprised their roles from the anime, including Eguchi and Hayami as Loid and Yor, respectively. They delivered the charismatic and infectious flair in their chemistry as they have been in the show, especially Atsumi Tanezaki, who continues to remind me why Anya is one of the best characters in anime history. Anya is undoubtedly adorable, and Tanezaki nails that personality as always. Banjō Ginga was also decent as the film’s antagonist, Snidel, who plans to use a microfilm chip to ignite a war between the East and West. That is, until Anya unintentionally got in the way. Like the show, “Code: White” is produced by Wit Studio and CloverWorks. "Spy x Family" boasts an exemplary animation style that seamlessly integrates satire and action, making it one of the most outstanding elements of the show. The animation's cartoonish expressions and vivid backgrounds capture the essence of this genre-defying series, providing the best of both worlds that left me either laughing my butt off or amazed by its set pieces. Unsurprisingly, “Code: White” shows that the animation companies haven’t lost their groove, especially regarding its exciting action sequences. It also provides a combination of traditional animation and CGI for specific scenes. A few of them may look rough at times, but they’re hardly an issue when this blend is used to the best of its capabilities. Overall, “Spy x Family Code: White” is an immensely entertaining and wholesome addition to the franchise that easily accomplishes its cinematic mission. It’s no secret that the film doesn’t reach the high standards of animation quality regarding its inconsequential plot and abundance of characters. However, it’s still the most fun I had from an anime movie this year, let alone one based on one of the best anime shows in recent memory. Not only does it cater to fans of the manga and series, but it also works for casual moviegoers as a hilarious and suitably simplistic spy adventure that benefits from its lively humor and heart. With its stellar voice cast, great animation, delightful characters, and diverting story, the movie shows that there’s no family vacation without “family”. If you’re eager for more lighthearted adventures with the Forgers or are in the mood for teen-rated anime goodness, you should definitely accept this mission. A-“The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” stars Henry Cavill, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Henrique Zaga, Til Schweiger, Henry Golding, and Cary Elwes. Releasing on April 19, 2024, the film depicts the Special Operations Executive and their war against the Nazis during World War II. The film is directed by Guy Ritchie, who also directed films such as “Snatch”, “Sherlock Holmes”, “The Gentlemen”, and “Wrath of Man”. It is based on the 2014 book Churchill’s Secret Warriors: The Explosive True Story of the Special Forces Desperadoes of WWII by Damien Lewis. The Black Ops have been known for their secrecy and performance under our radar. However, its unattributed association with any organization gives this covert operation the advantage of deceiving its enemies. But how did this secretive operation come to be, you may ask? Well, it all started back in the 1940s, when a British organization performed a seemingly impossible task to sabotage the dreadful Nazis. This crucial part of Britain’s war against Nazi Germany gave birth to modern-day black operations and irregular warfare, and now it’s been turned into an action comedy led by Guy Ritchie and Superman himself, Henry Cavill. This film seeks to attract more audiences seeking R-rated fun outside the horror genre, especially those familiar with Ritchie’s stylized and fast-paced presentation. Does it deliver another offbeat shoot-em-up worthy of the big-screen treatment? Let’s find out. The story is a heavily fictionalized depiction of Operation Postmaster, a British special operation during the Second World War. It was conducted by the Special Operations Executive, a covert organization formed by Prime Minister Winston Churchill to perform espionage and sabotage in Nazi-occupied Europe. To combat the Nazis, the SOE conjured up a solution to gain the upper hand: hiring a group of highly-skilled soldiers outside its premises, including Gus March-Phillipps (Cavill). Known as the Small Scale Raiding Force, Gus and his team, including Marjorie Stewart (Gonzalez) and Anders Lassen (Ritchson), are tasked to invade enemy territory and sabotage the Nazis’ plot for world domination. Unsurprisingly, any movie directed by Ritchie will always spark my interest, with this film being one of them. Some of his recent movies didn’t impress me as much as everyone else regarding their executions. However, a few of his films have made me admire his unique presentation and British humor, including “The Gentlemen” and “The Covenant”, which I thought was one of his best in recent memory. “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” looks to be another Ritchie movie seeking to deliver the fun and high-octane energy from its action and comedy aspects as shown in the marketing. In short, it’d be more like “The Gentlemen” than “Wrath of Man” and “The Covenant”. After watching the film early, thanks to its advanced screening, I’m pleased to say I was right. It’s no crowned jewel of war movies or even spy films in general, but the film proves that Guy Ritchie hasn’t lost his touch regarding his approach to popcorn entertainment. If you’re going into “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” expecting it to be a groundbreaking and serious fact-based action drama, you’ll quickly be disappointed with the result. Besides, Ritchie already made a dramatic action movie last year, so I don’t think he needs to take that approach twice in a row. Instead, the film is a straightforward, action-packed shoot-em-up that also functions as a race-against-the-clock boat trip to Nazi territory. Of course, since this is a Guy Ritchie movie, it’s not without a few instances of charisma-driven British humor to liven up its tone amid its adult-rated violence. If you come to this film for that, I will gladly say that “Ungentlemanly Warfare” will satisfy your needs. While specific plot and character moments felt lost underneath its colorful carnage, it easily compensates for it by delivering a healthy dose of entertainment and energy in its storytelling, direction, and cast. I know I've been saying this a lot, but Guy Ritchie is a solid filmmaker with an innate understanding of making fun, stylish movies. His style, writing skills, and tone perfectly align with his vision, providing a unique and captivating flavor to the action and spy genres. Despite the occasional hit-or-miss narratives, Ritchie's films are irresistibly charming and vibrant, making for exciting and engaging cinematic experiences. “Ungentlemanly Warfare” is no exception, with Ritchie incorporating his usual fast-cutting technique and energetic presentation into its 1940s production design and action sequences. As a result, it delivered some brutal yet satisfying instances of violence and a suitably paced spy adventure where each character plays a role in carrying its weight. This includes the humor and the chemistry between the cast, both of which successfully shoot down its naysayers, like how Henry Cavill shoots down the Nazis, with the comedy providing some delightful laughs through its dialogue. Henry Cavill has been working nonstop to make himself known outside the DC universe, and I don’t blame him. Some of his non-Superman roles were decent at best, including Agent Argylle in the recently released “Argylle”, but sadly, he has yet to truly shine regarding his box office returns outside the DC Cinematic Universe. Based on what I saw from “Ungentlemanly Warfare”, I really hope his role will break that losing streak. Cavill’s take on Gus March-Phillipps was a joy to witness on screen, not just because of his distinctive performance. It’s also due to Cavill’s charm and radiant appeal that made Gus a stimulating protagonist who shoots first and obeys orders never. He may be serviceable as a dramatic Superman, but when it comes to his light-hearted and comical roles like Gus, Henry Cavill is a real-life superhero we didn’t know we needed. Alan Ritchson also continues to deliver the goods in the action department regarding his role as Anders Lassen. His scenes involving his bow and arrow were surprisingly impressive. It’s as if Robin Hood was a sniper in World War II instead of leading his band of Merry Men in Sherwood Forest. Eiza González was also decent as Marjorie Stewart, an SOE agent sent undercover in a Nazi-occupied area. Even though Marjorie’s scenes without Gus’s gang were a bit concerning at first regarding the pacing, González managed to surprise me with her attempt to drive these scenes through her performance and her character’s significance to the mission. Overall, “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” doesn’t provide many gentlemanly affairs, and it’s all the better because of it. It may not break any barriers in the action and spy genres regarding its simplistic narrative and straightforward characters. However, when it comes to Guy Ritchie himself, it hardly needs to. This is another stylish and entertaining action comedy that benefitted from Ritchie’s energetic vision and colorful cast of characters, which is enough to satisfy the director’s fans and the Nazi haters. With its charismatic cast, dynamic presentation, and action sequences exciting enough to carry a flawed yet serviceable story, the movie is a war-infested blast from start to finish. B-“Road House” stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Daniela Melchior, Billy Magnussen, Jessica Williams, Joaquim de Almeida, and Conor McGregor. Released on Prime Video on March 21, 2024, the film has a former UFC fighter working at a roadhouse. The film was directed by Doug Liman, who also directed films such as “Go”, “The Bourne Identity”, “Edge of Tomorrow”, “American Made”, and “Chaos Walking”. It is a remake of the 1989 film written by David Lee Henry and Hilary Henkin. If there’s one thing I learned from watching wrestlers and MMA fighters battle in the ring, their skills are also helpful for other jobs. Most of them hone their expertise on the big screen, while others use them for…something else that doesn’t involve standing in front of a camera for the sake of fan service. For this particular fighter, his skillfulness is used to protect people at a country road tavern. Rowdy Herrington’s action film “Road House”, which involved a bouncer punishing unruly guests at a bar, didn’t make much of an impact financially and critically when released in 1989. However, it eventually became known as a classic “so bad, it’s good” film that features Patrick Swayze being handsomely muscular for under two hours. Its popularity spawned a direct-to-video sequel in 2006 that everyone loves to forget about. With how iconic the movie is despite the mixed reception, Hollywood thought now was the best time to reintroduce it via a remake starring another muscular actor, Jake Gyllenhaal. Unfortunately, instead of being released in theaters as director Doug Liman had planned, it went straight to Prime Video, much to the filmmaker’s frustration. Besides that, did the film have enough muscles to justify its existence and throw out its unruly flaws? Let’s find out. The story centers on Elwood Dalton (Gyllenhaal), a troubled former UFC middleweight fighter. After retiring from the sport, Elwood makes a living scamming fighters on the underground circuit. He is then approached by Frankie (Williams), the owner of a roadhouse in Glass Key, who offers Elwood a job as the bar’s head bouncer. While hesitant at first, Elwood accepts the position. Following his arrival, Elwood is tasked with protecting the roadhouse from its unruly guests while befriending several people, including teenage bookstore owner Charlie (Hannah Lanier) and a doctor named Ellie (Melchior). When a crime boss named Ben Brandt (Magnussen) sends his men to ruin its business, including a mentally unstable enforcer Knox (McGregor), Elwood must rely on his skills to protect the roadhouse and its guests. My experience with “Road House” is equivalent to my experience with an actual roadhouse: nonexistent. Despite its action-packed concept, I hadn’t gotten the time to watch the 1989 cult classic that maintained Patrick Swayze’s career until recently. With the remake being out on Prime Video, I decided to watch the original on the same streaming service for the first time. It wasn’t a masterpiece, but I enjoyed several moments from 1989's “Road House”, including Swayze beating the crud out of rowdy customers. Since the remake offered more of the same as the original, I didn’t have much expectations from it other than for it to be watchable despite its unnecessary existence. If you’re wondering why it took me this long to review this film, it’s because I had plenty of stuff I was taking care of that shouldn’t be ignored. In short, I’m sort of a bouncer myself, except I’m removing my personal issues from my premises instead of the short-tempered idiots wrecking the place. So, now that I have finally found the time to watch it, how did I feel about the 2024 update? Well, I can tell you this: it’s far from a disastrous night at the most dangerous tavern in Florida, but I wouldn’t call it a groundbreaking party. The 2024 remake of “Road House” offers plenty of moments that benefit from its action and style, which may be enough to make it watchable as its own film. However, when it comes to everything else, it plays off what you expect from an action-packed showdown between a troubled protagonist and the forces of corruption, for better or worse. If you’ve watched the original “Road House”, you’ll immediately know what you’ll get from the remake regarding its plot. Both movies follow a similar narrative: a man haunted by his violent past is hired as a bouncer at a roadhouse and tangles with a corrupt businessman controlling the town. However, the remake provided a few differences to prevent it from being a derivative copy of the original, including making Dalton a former mixed martial arts fighter. These changes may depend on what the original’s fans prefer, but to me, some of these changes gave the classic troubling-drifter narrative a modern makeover. Unfortunately, other cases came off as something we’ve seen many times before and a hit-and-miss attempt at replicating the original’s cheesy tone. Regarding the screenplay by Anthony Bagarozzi and Charles Mondry, “Road House” is a straightforward yet familiar punch-em-up experience that’s heavy on mindless brawn instead of storytelling brains. Those who don’t mind a straightforward action flick would find something to enjoy from “Road House”, especially its presentation. However, if you’re hoping for something more out of its characters and themes, such as Dalton’s past, you might want to try a different bar because this one doesn’t serve that order. From my perspective, its middling narrative doesn’t hit as hard as the characters’ punches, but I can easily admit that “Road House” is one of the better-looking remakes I’ve seen. This is due to director Doug Liman, whose style delivered an immersive and brutally fun display of roadhouse violence and manly abs, and the impressive cinematography by Henry Braham. The wide-angle shots, panning effects, and handheld camera techniques are essential aspects that make the presentation as slick and attractive as Gyllenhaal’s muscular body. The only issue with these sequences is that some of the CGI effects don’t look as polished as the real deal. Otherwise, the action scenes were pretty much what I expected: brutal yet entertaining. However, despite Liman’s best efforts to deliver some fun and decently shot R-rated violence, his approach to the film’s tone was a bit of a mess. The "Road House" remake takes a grittier approach to the story while incorporating charm and levity into its characters and corny dialogue, similar to the 1989 original. Although some of those moments were mildly amusing, the rest struggled to maintain that momentum. Finding the right balance between seriousness and cheesiness can be challenging, as it risks creating a tone that misleads or alienates the audience. In the case of "Road House", the tone exhibits a relentless and unyielding demeanor, evocative of a tough-as-nails attitude. However, the incorporation of humor into the film results in a forced or lackluster delivery that fails to resonate with the audience. Jake Gyllenhaal made some effort to make Dalton’s cool-headed yet mentally troubling personality its brightest moment, but there were a few occasions when his delivery came up short of my expectations. The only person who was able to make its tone somewhat watchable was professional UFC fighter Conor McGregor, who made his feature film debut as Knox. I haven’t watched enough UFC matches to know who McGregor was, but I was impressed by his attempt to make Knox’s psychotic personality mildly endearing. The fact that this was McGregor’s first acting gig makes it all the more welcoming. As for the rest of the cast, they did pretty well in helping Gyllenhaal carry the film. Daniela Melchior was decent as Dalton’s love interest, Ellie, and Billy Magnussen was hit-and-miss as Ben Brandt regarding the direction of the villain’s personality. Overall, “Road House” delivered a satisfying punch in its presentation and action but struggled to take its substance outside its limitations, like how Gyllenhaal takes the fight outside the establishment. It’s a well-shot and enjoyably brutal remake with enough moments to maintain my attention, including its cast and Liman’s direction for the fight sequences. Unfortunately, they couldn’t prevent it from being knocked down repeatedly by its tone, middling storytelling, and iffy CGI effects. It’s far from a knockout, but as far as remakes go, it’s definitely one of the more tolerable ones we have, regardless of its flaws. If you’re familiar with the 1989 cult classic, it’s worth watching on Prime Video, but don’t expect anything more than what it offered. C |
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